Author: Mr Ernst Crabble (with help from Cameron Twining)
A collection of some of Mr Crabble’s finest and most insightful limericks. Suitable for children aged 8 and over as well as selected adults. Parents may wish to note that not all of Crabble’s limericks are in good taste. The example below is given both as an indicator of the high literary standards that Mr Crabble has achieved and of the low levels of taste and sophistication that he is guilty of.
I’ll have cod and chips if you please,
And no, I won’t need mushy peas
It’s not that their flavour
Has earned my disfavour,
It’s just that they look like a sneeze.